Mother's Day Letter from Cameron: "Dear Mom, Thank you for cooking chicken and for not cooking HORSE! (huh?) ...Thanks for getting a present for yourself! The printer machine! (again, huh?) I hug you Mom! Cameron"

Cam asked me what its called when you can't see and I told him that's blind. Then he says, "No Mom, blond is when you can't think and you don't know how!"

Then he said "But Mommy could eat you to feed the babies but you could eat her for the food." This kid scares me a little!

Cam told me "boyfriend praying mantis get eaten by the mommy to feed the babies." Then he told Reed "Good thing mommy didn't eat you!"

Julia just asked me if her brother was "deaf in the nose" because he doesn't seem to notice how bad his blankie smells.

"My brodder is NOT Dr. Love!"

I told Reed I had heartburn and Coop pipes up "you need to take zan-attack and Tylenol Mom!"

Brotherly Love

I heard Cam start crying and Coop says innocently, "What's wrong Cameron?" Cam retorts, "You HIT me Cooper!!" (*sigh*)

Karma

Cam just told me, "When you throw something at your brother and it gets him, that's called Karma, right?"

The kid needs to learn to enunciate

Cameron just told me "there are erections on my blankie so you know how to wrap it."

At some point we're all related, right?

Julia just asked Reed if Sid Crosby the hockey player is related to Bill Cosby.

Did you know that lightsabers/guns shoot ghosteses dead?

Cameron just told me this: "I have a light saber that turns into a gun and I shot the gun at a ghosteses and he was DEAD and then he ran away from me cause I had a gun and then it was a light saber." Talk about coming full circle! And why do boys talk about guns so much? He watches Dora and PBS Kids!

Famron (NOT a typo)

Cooper was showing off for his babysitter and was bragging that when he was little he called himself "Pooper" which is true as some of you may remember. Then, Cameron, not to be out done by his big brother says "Oh yeah? Well when I was little I called myself FAMRON!"

Never fight in front of the children

Watching a couple fight in a movie & Cam turns to me and says- "That's like when you and daddy fight, right mommy?" Oops!:$

Grass Hair

"You smashed my grass hair!" -Cameron, age 4

Explanation: Cameron loves to have his hair spiked. Julia spiked his hair for him and then he was protective of it for the rest of the night. He called it grass hair. And if it were green it would have had an uncanny resemblance to grass.